Dallas Cowboys Fan That Motherfucker Is Not Real Crazy Airplane Lady and Micah Parsons T-shirt
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Dallas Cowboys Fan That Motherfucker Is Not Real
Introducing the "Dallas Cowboys Fan That Motherfucker Is Not Real Crazy Airplane Lady and Micah Parsons T-Shirt" - A Hilarious and Unique Way to Celebrate Your Love for the Dallas Cowboys!
Are you a passionate Dallas Cowboys fan with a great sense of humor and a love for unforgettable moments in sports? The "Dallas Cowboys Fan That Motherfucker Is Not Real Crazy Airplane Lady and Micah Parsons T-Shirt" is the ultimate expression of fandom, humor, and unforgettable sports memories. Whether you're a die-hard Cowboys supporter or just love a good laugh, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations.
🏈 Celebrate the Unforgettable Moments 🏈
Sports are filled with iconic moments, and this T-shirt pays homage to one of those unforgettable incidents. The reference to the "Crazy Airplane Lady" and the mention of star linebacker Micah Parsons creates a unique blend of humor and Cowboys pride. It's a playful way to showcase your allegiance to America's Team while keeping the memory of this legendary moment alive.
🌟 Premium Comfort and Quality 🌟
Crafted from top-quality, soft cotton, the "Dallas Cowboys Fan That Motherfucker Is Not Real Crazy Airplane Lady and Micah Parsons T-Shirt" ensures that you stay comfortable while supporting your beloved team. Its superior construction guarantees that it will remain a favorite in your Cowboys fan wardrobe for seasons to come. It's the perfect blend of style and comfort for sports enthusiasts who appreciate both.
🎨 Bold, Memorable Design 🎨
The attention-grabbing slogan and reference on this shirt are printed with bold, vibrant letters that make a statement. It's a conversation starter and a way to connect with fellow Cowboys fans who understand the humor and significance of the moment. Wear it proudly to games, tailgating parties, or any time you want to express your Cowboys pride.
🏆 Wear It to Victory! 🏆
This T-shirt is more than just clothing; it's a symbol of camaraderie and shared memories among Cowboys fans. It's a reminder that sports are about more than just wins and losses – they're about the unforgettable moments and the joy of being part of a passionate fan community.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for Cowboys Fans 🎁
Looking for the ultimate gift for a fellow Cowboys fanatic or a friend who appreciates humor and sports memories? This T-shirt makes a hilarious and thoughtful present for birthdays, holidays, or just to celebrate their love for America's Team and their sense of humor.
👉 Available in Multiple Sizes 👈
Finding the perfect fit is easy with our range of sizes, ensuring that every Cowboys fan can proudly wear the "Dallas Cowboys Fan That Motherfucker Is Not Real Crazy Airplane Lady and Micah Parsons T-Shirt." Be sure to consult our size chart to select the ideal size for you or your loved ones.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping
Once shipped most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 5 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service.
International shipping delivery times may vary between 5 and 12 business days.
Returns Policy
We gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations.
Contact us within 14 days of delivery.
Ship items back within 30 days of delivery.
Request a cancellation within 12 hours of purchase.
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Dallas Cowboys Fan That Motherfucker Is Not Real Crazy Airplane Lady and Micah Parsons T-shirt
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CUSTOMS
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SHIPPING TIME
Shipping time varies by location. These are our estimates:
Location | *Estimated Shipping Time |
United States | 2-5 Business days |
Canada, Europe | 2-7 Business days |
Australia, New Zealand | 7-14 Business days |
Central & South America | 7-14 Business days |
Asia | 8-12 Business days |
Africa | 8-14 Business days |
Max delivery time – 20 business days.
*This doesn’t include our 1-3 day processing time.
*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays
TRACKING INFORMATION
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